A thigh vendor from Bulawayo is in hot soup following the disappearance of her “honey pot” in a case of suspected Juju as she had “serviced” without protection the “bedroom gun” of an elderly man. Apparently the elderly man’s wife fenced her husband so as to fix those who want to share with her.
The lady of the night, identified as 29 year old Janet Mudimba from Mbundane suburb is having “unimaginable” difficulties and horrors in excreting urine since her romp with the elderly gentleman Thursday last week.
Neighbours who spoke to reporters on condition of anonymity said that they strongly suspected that ” African Central Locking System Technology” , locally known as runyoka (traditional medicine meant to punish an unfaithful partner) is at play.
“We noticed her behaving strangely the morning after she had a romp with her catch, she scratched her privates vigorously saying they were itching very much, initially she did it discreetly y but as time elapsed she started doing it openly. She opened up to us later and revealed that her organ had disappeared and that she was failing to excrete urine ,” said one of the neighbours who witnessed the drama.
Reached for a comment, Mudimba told this reporter via the telephone that she was in Binga enlisting the services of a Sangoma(Traditional Healer) to redress her dire situation.
“Yes it is true I cannot pass urine but my organ has not disappeared, it is has just swollen and is shut. I think that the elderly man I went to bed with was had been locked by his wife,” said an audibly despaired Mudimba.
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She lamented her fate, appealing to the man and his wife to come extricate her from her dire situation.
“I am a s*x worker and earn a living thus, I am sorry to the woman whose husband I slept with. I am appealing to her to find it in her heart to forgive me and release me from this horrendous ordeal,” she bemoaned.
Mudimba is clueless as to the elderly man’s whereabouts as they had hooked up at a local pub in the city. She said she hailed from Binga but efforts to locate a Sangoma to set her free from her predicament were hitting a brick wall.
“Binga has some of the finest traditional healers in the world but so far I have not been able to locate one who can assist me. They have all been advising me to seek out the woman whose husband I slept with and see her forgiveness. They said she is the only one who can unlock me,” said Mudimba.
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